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低开了份2018-02-05 10:33
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断了的弦6542014-02-11 09:19
去表弟家,表弟14岁,看见他在用黄瓜片敷在腿上,我问他:贱人就是矫情,腿还美容? 表弟无辜的看着我说:听见班级里的妹纸说,晚上可以用黄瓜来止痒,我刚刚腿上被蚊子咬了,我想试试看。。。 表弟你还是太年轻啊!!

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晚上喝了点酒回家,路口让警察拦下,拿出个机器说:吹。 于是我就吹:我家产有一个亿,500多套房子,六个兰博基尼,八个玛莎拉蒂……! 警察大怒:我让你吹它! 我恍然大悟,接着话茬吹警察手里拿着的设备:这是美国特工专用装备,进口产品,非常牛逼,嗷嗷贵…… 后来我被110带走了,说我妨碍公务,要行政拘留! 难道我说错了吗?
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